What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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