my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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