If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The uberlube is also flammable
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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