Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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