i think my tv is drunk
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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