I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
