well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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