Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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