I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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