Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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