I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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