She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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