i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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