We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
vagina is talking i cant
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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