just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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