I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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