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• (248): View more from Michigan

  we have pet lesbian snakes

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?

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  Just flip the mattress, it erases all

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  Done and done

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You'll get a boner for sure

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  Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster

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• (315): View more from New York

  Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

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  It was tough but I powered through it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!

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