we have pet lesbian snakes
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!