Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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