Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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