Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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