standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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