I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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