Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm too high and old for this...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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