Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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