I just made out with a guy for $7.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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