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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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