Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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