My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize