Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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