Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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