I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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