I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Say something about gay babies.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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