I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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