Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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