So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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