and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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