WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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