A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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