she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
The air taste purple.
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