Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
