I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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