every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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