Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I believe in your delicious
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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