She's JV to your varsity
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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