he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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