We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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