Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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