Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Randomize
