you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
we're so committed to being not committed
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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