would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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