Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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