So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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