I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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