you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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