Can i not drive my cunt home
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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