respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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